$TIDY
Terminally Indoor Doomscrolling Yoot
NEET with Wi-Fi. That's the paper.
01 / the problem
Whole day inside. Know what happened on every continent. Can't remember if you ate.
They call it an epidemic. We call it Tuesday.
02 / the ticker
NEET is the setup. TIDY is the guy still awake at 4am reading replies.
$TIDY is a meme. No cure, no ten-year plan. If you get it, unfortunately you get it.
$TIDY launched on pump.fun on 21 September 2026, paired with $NEET. Holder rewards are enabled: the creator rewards from trading fees go to holders, not the creator.
03 / field notes
> see post
> see reply to post
> sun comes up
> the thing was the weather
04 / doomscrolling
We made a game. It's a feed that keeps going. It counts how far you've scrolled in feet and records completed runs on a leaderboard.
A job application ends the run. You can finally put a number on going nowhere.
play the game05 / conclusion
Go outside if you want. The feed will be here when you get back.